Sunday, 20 January 2008

Shearer “the only man who can do it”.

Thousands of people this week called on Alan Shearer to be given one of the toughest jobs in the North East. In an attempt to restore the pride, confidence and financial stability of what can only be described as a northern institution, Shearer is the people’s choice to save the “sinking ship”.

Unfortunately, Shearer has no experience of banking and would rather manage Newcastle United than take over at Northern Rock.

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