Sunday 13 January 2008

FEAR OF POLITICS

Due to the perilous nature of modern day politics, councillors and full time officials in the Borough have been forced to take out personal insurance in case they are sued, challenged at meetings, deselected, voted out or woken up during Cabinet meetings. Part of this exercise involved a medical declaration, revealing that some Councillors etc suffer from some extremely strange phobias:

COUNCILLOR IAN MALCOLM
ALLIUMPHOBIA – FEAR OF OPINIONS AND BELIEFS
DENTOPHOBIA – FEAR OF A DENTIST

BRENDA
CYBERPHOBIA – FEAR OF WORKING WITH COMPUTERS
LOGIZOMECANOPHOBIA – FEAR OF COMPUTERS

COUNCILLOR DAVID POTTS
SCOPOPOBIA – FEAR OF BEING SEEN

BRIAN T SCOTT, HEAD OF CORPORATE GOVERNANCE
EPISTEMOPHOBIA – FEAR OF KNOWLEDGE
LITICAPHOBIA – FEAR OF LAWSUITS
MYTHOPHOBIA – FEAR OF MYTHS, STORIES, FALSE STATEMENTS

THE ENTIRE LABOUR PARTY ROSTER OF COUNCILLORS
DECIDOPHOBIA – FEAR OF MAKING A DECISION
METATHESIOPHOBIA – FEAR OF SPEAKING
GLOSSOPHOBIA - FEAR OF SPEAKING IN PUBLIC
PHRONEMOPHBIA – FEAR OF THINKING
PROSOPHOBIA – FEAR OF PROGRESS

All these fears actually exist, and can be found via the link below.http://www.ipsychotherapist.com/Phobia_List_A.htm

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article3168661.ece

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