The Northern Herald has two tickets to give away for the new block buster musical “The Northern Rock-y Horror Mortgage Show”. The musical, written and produced by Andrew Lloyds TSB Branson, centres around a bank which breaks down and has to be rescued. Starring Alistair Darling as “The Badger”, the all star cast also includes many Labour MP’s stuck in a time warp.
All readers have to do is answer the following question:
How the hell can we save the Northern Rock and get our money back?
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Gordon Brown, No 10 Downing Street, Westminster.
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