Sunday, 20 January 2008

Missing (in)action

Have you seen this man?

Nick Clegg was last seen shortly after becoming leader of the Liberal Democrat Party. Friends say he was heard to mention that he was just popping out to “change the face of British politics”, but he never returned. Police has trawled local and national newspaper headlines but can find no trace of him. If any member of the public has any knowledge of his whereabouts, please contact Inspector McBribe of the Lame Duck Politician Squad, Westminster.

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