ENGLISH POLITICS NEEDS YOU!More and more men and women are finding it difficult to make a career in English politics because they aren’t Scottish enough.
However, thanks to a European ethnic awareness grant, the Northern Herald is able to offer a course in “Scottishness” which when completed will not only guarantee you a membership of the Labour Party, but the Cabinet as well.
Course includes:
A Rab C Nesbit CD of Parliamentary Phrases, including “had ya gash”, “witchit Tori boy” and “David McPotts”.
Free posters of famous Scottish dignitaries including Graham Sourness, The Krankies and the Loch Ness Monster (a log).
Free Law Degree
Signed copy of Charles Kennedy’s number one book “My Favourite Cocktails Before Question Time”.
IF YOUR NOT ELECTED AS PM WITHIN TWO WEEKS OF FINISHING THE COURSE WE GUARANTEE TO GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK IN SIX EASY INTEREST FREE PAYMENTS
However, thanks to a European ethnic awareness grant, the Northern Herald is able to offer a course in “Scottishness” which when completed will not only guarantee you a membership of the Labour Party, but the Cabinet as well.
Course includes:
A Rab C Nesbit CD of Parliamentary Phrases, including “had ya gash”, “witchit Tori boy” and “David McPotts”.
Free posters of famous Scottish dignitaries including Graham Sourness, The Krankies and the Loch Ness Monster (a log).
Free Law Degree
Signed copy of Charles Kennedy’s number one book “My Favourite Cocktails Before Question Time”.
IF YOUR NOT ELECTED AS PM WITHIN TWO WEEKS OF FINISHING THE COURSE WE GUARANTEE TO GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK IN SIX EASY INTEREST FREE PAYMENTS
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