One last little bit of satire from the “Eye”. Here’s a traditional Tory joke based on the old “Knock, knock” theme.
ENOCH, ENOCH
WHO’S THERE?
NOT YOU ANY MORE, YOU’RE FIRED
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SWEAR WORDS
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I will allow;
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After all these issues, just about anything goes. If you have a good argument, I will reply to your comment. If I ignore it, assume you don’t!
I won’t engage in protracted arguments on other people’s sites. If you feel the need to comment in depth on their posts about me or my comments, I will reply on my site. Why should they be the cuckoo in the nest! Correspondingly, if you feel the need to comment in depth on my site, I will reply via a post, not a comment.
Whilst I operate a comment moderation policy, it has always been to incorporate the above restrictions. To date, I have stopped 9 comments on this site.
RACISM
SEXISM
HOMOPHOBIA
Neither will I allow:
SWEAR WORDS
COMMENTS ON PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY OR PEOPLES FAMILIES WHO I HAVE POSTED ON (I AM THE ONLY PARTY WHO POSTS, SO WHY ATTACK THEM?)
UNFOUNDED ALLEGATIONS, ISSUES OF LITIGATION, SLANDER OR COMMENTS ON PEOPLES SEXUALITY.
I will allow;
CRITICISM OF ME, AS LONG AS THE ABOVE IS APPLIED
CRITICISM OF OTHERS, AS LONG AS THE ABOVE IS APPLIED
After all these issues, just about anything goes. If you have a good argument, I will reply to your comment. If I ignore it, assume you don’t!
I won’t engage in protracted arguments on other people’s sites. If you feel the need to comment in depth on their posts about me or my comments, I will reply on my site. Why should they be the cuckoo in the nest! Correspondingly, if you feel the need to comment in depth on my site, I will reply via a post, not a comment.
Whilst I operate a comment moderation policy, it has always been to incorporate the above restrictions. To date, I have stopped 9 comments on this site.
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- STOP ME IF YOU THINK YOUV'E HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE....
- ALL AROUND THE WORLD
- WHOSE WHO?
- POTTS AND TOPS
- TO FEW HOURS...............
- POTTS AND PLANS
- WHATS IN A NAME?
- EARLY RETIREMENT
- ODIOUS MEN
- WALTER MITTY MP
- IM SORRY I HAVENT A CLUE
- SAME OLD SAME OLD
- CHRISTMAS IS COMING, BUT NOT IN EAST BOLDON
- HERE WE GO AGAIN
- THE SUNDAY ROAST
- PRIVATE EYES LITTLE EYE
- NUMBER CRUNCHING
- DUMB BRITAIN
- BORIS FOR MAYOR
- THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS
- WATER WATER EVERYWHERE
- NEW BBC SCHEDULE
- LOST IN TRANSLATION
- ITCHING OUTBREAK
- TODAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED
- COUNCIL MEETING: PART TWO OF THREE
- PUBLIC "ITCHING" FOR ANOTHER GO!
- NUMBER CRUNCHING PRISON STYLE
- FROM THE PEN OF THE YOUNG
- NOW THERE'S A GOOD BET!
- MORE HOURS NEEDED IN THE DAY
- PLAGIARISM AT ITS BEST: “THE CASE OF THE MISSING B...
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
- HELP !!!!!!!!!!
- MISSING BALLOT BOXES
- WHY BOTHER?
- GYPSIES GREEN UPDATE: NOOK PROTEST
- HAVE A LARF!
- THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS
- COUNCIL PUTS PUBLIC TRUST IN CORRIDOR AND LOOSES IT
- THE NORTHERN HERALD: A RETRACTION
- GYPSIES GREEN TO BECOME CARRIER BAG NATURE RESERVE
- IM A COUNCILLOR…. GET ME IN THERE!
- POLICE TO PROBE VANISHED VOTES IN BEACON AND BENTS...
- POLICE TO PROBE VANISHED VOTES IN BEACON AND BENTS...
- NEVER FALL ASLEEP ON A BUS IN LEEDS
- CHANGE OF DATE
- GYPSIES GREEN: BIG POST, BIG ISSUE!
- THE COMMENT IS "NO COMMENT"
- HAVE A LARF!
- THERE'S GOLD IN THEM GAMES......
- BBC 3
- WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH...........
- AN APPLE A DAY....COMES FROM ABROAD
- BALLOT BOX FALL OUT
- LETTER TO THE DISTRICT AUDITOR
- AHMED KHAN AND A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
- HOW WE SEE OURSELVES
- AMERCAN EXPRESS, THAT WILL DO NICELY SIR (IAN)
- NUMBER CRUNCHING LORDS STYLE
- DEMOCRATIC JUSTICE
- ABNORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED
- THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS
- PAKISTAN CONDEMNS SOUTH TYNESIDE ON VOTING IRREGUL...
- INTEPID EXPLORER (NO SPELLING MISTAKE)
- THE PHONEY WAR IS OVER!
- THE DAY JOB
- AN ONLINE TRUCE
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- COME OUT BRENDA WHERE EVER YOU ARE!
- PRIVATE EYE'S LITTLE EYE
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- FRONT PAGE CLASSIC
- WHO'S NEXT?
- HAVE A LAUGH
- GYPSIES GREEN
- EQUAL ADVERTS FOR EQUAL PAY
- WELCOME BACK !
- CONGRATULATIONS!
- THE CASE OF THE MISSING POSTS
- GYPSIES GREEN MEETING DATE
- CLUB HISTORY PART 2
- HISTORY TRADITION HERITAGE (2)
- HISTORY TRADITION HERITAGE (1)
- COUNCIL HEATING SYSTEM BUST
- NO COMMENTS ON THE COMMENTS
- IDIOTS SPOIL IT FOR ALL
- A RECOMMENDATION.
- OH DEAR, AND ITS ONLY MONDAY
- SOUTH SHIELDS HARRIERS AND ATHLETICS CLUB
- DRAWING A LINE UNDER A VERY DISTASTEFUL MATTER
- ENOCH THE UNICH
- CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WINGER SHOWN THE DUST BIN
- AN UNCOOL DADDIO
- NUMBER CRUNCHING HARTLEPOOL STYLE
- NUMBER CRUNCHING PEN PUSHER STYLE
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VARIOUS LINKS
- The Chief Whip
- Martin Rosenbaum - BBC Freedom of Information Site
- South Tyneside Alliance - Putting People First
- Your Right To Know - Freedom of Information Act
- JohnathanHemlock - Political Humour
- Dolphin Hotel
- Boris Johnson - Never A Dull Moment
- South Tyneside Council
- Shields Gazette
- The Independent
- The Guardian
- The Times On Line
- Daily and Sunday Telegraph
- Tax Payers Alliance
- Ahmed Khan ~ Independent Candidate Beacon and Bents Ward
- Rise Like Lions ~ Our Old Site, But Still Worth A Visit
- Spin Watch
- Family Guy - Funnier Than The Simpsons
- Monitor Your MP
- Private Eye - Still The Best
- Jokes - Go On Have A Laugh!
- Labour Watch
- The Death List - Very Funny Site
- The Spine - Great Political Satire
THE TIME IS.........
CALENDAR
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