BBC 3

Here’s a little snippet I missed out of the latest edition of the Private Eye magazine. When considering the plans to shed 2500 jobs and concentrate on more repeats, perhaps BBC governors should look at the output of BBC3, a channel which cost £250 million to launch.

Here’s a list of recent programmes:

MY BIG BREASTS AND ME
HOW DIRTY CAN I GET
BUST MY ASS
CIRCUMCISE ME
BOOZE BIRD, HELP
I SMELL OF FISH
F**K IM FAT/GINGER/SMALL/A HAIRY WOMEN

Now I understand why I read a lot.

My recommendation? Close down this insult to broadcasting and use the money to create innovative new programmes. Especially ones without the word f**k in them.