Sunday, 16 March 2008

Number Crunching Squatter Style

The bill to clean up John Prescott’s grace and favour flat, Admiralty House, included the following:

~ 8 cleaners working 8 hour shifts
~ £587.50 to clean chandeliers
~ £1000 to refresh soiled curtains
~ £333.70 to clean windows
~ Grand total £3319.67

Prescott’s sex pit was of course the venue for his famous fling with his secretary. Surely, however, even a man of Mr Prescott’s stature and girth wasn’t swinging from the chandeliers, steaming up the windows and as for the curtains, don’t go there!

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