Friday 19 October 2007

SOUTH TYNESIDES HOMES SPRING A LEAK


The Northern Herald revealed this week that South Tyneside Homes had “sprung a leak”. Acting Chief Executive Mr Bob T. Builder said;

“Sadly I can confirm that South Tyneside Homes have sprung a leak. We are leaking senior staff and money like there is no tomorrow. In summary, the only thing not leaking is the roof. Together with our Council colleagues, we plan to initiate a restructuring programme based on a new senior executive structure. With this in mind, I am glad to announce the following appointments:

Chief Executive in charge of Lego: Bob T Builder
Head of Building Works: T Dan Smith
Chief Architect: John Poulson

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