Thursday 25 October 2007

BREAKING NEWS: A NORTHERN HERALD FIRST


Would you believe it, 1 hour after posting about the obese antics of one Sir John Bourn (a man who couldm double for Monty Pythons Mr Creosote such is his fondness for free grub), the BBC has announced that he is to retire (no doubt to spend more time eating).

Hopefully this will be the chance for the National Audit Office to put its house in order.

Mind you, there is a rumour going round that John Prescott is after the job. Restaurant owners, hide your knives and forks!

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