Thursday, 10 April 2008

Rumour Mill Election Style

George and Olive Elsom are so committed to standing in the ward of Beacon and Bents that they have taken themselves of to Canada to see how our dominion cousins conduct local elections. Olive and Oily may be back in time to deliver election leaflets to 6 houses in the Ward (3 of whom don’t vote).

Colin Campbell has withdrawn his candidature for Cleadon Park, no doubt with the promise of a clear run in a couple of years. Then again, Colin may have moved on by then, such is the shifting sands of his political philosophy.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr Shaw can you confirm whether there is any truth in the rumour that screaming Lord Rigg of Chichester has joined the Monster Raving Looney Party?

Marcus said...

Anonymous do you mean Graham Rigg?

KK said...

No it's just the male menopause

Anonymous said...

More like a mid life crisis kk.

Ginger said...

Ooh are you new people to talk to?
I've got a blog but it's a bit mad I'm learning what to do with it very slowly.
When you mentioned laving roonies I thought I'd be at home here.

Anonymous said...

You a 'gooner' ginger?