School Rules

Irene Lucas, Headmistress of the exclusive “Chamber” College, was today forced to introduce severe disciplinary measures for “Class1:Opp”. Even though the pupils in the class were mature and intelligent adults, who had only acted through free will, democratic principals and representational ethos, Ms Lucas found them guilty of behaving like mature and intelligent adults, who had only acted through free will, democratic principals and representational ethos.

“Unfortunately, I can’t have this type of behaviour in the College. Other pupils may try and copy this in the play ground, then where will I be.”

Head boy Paul WAGGGOTTT supported the Headmistress’s stance saying “We all have to do what we are told. These are the school rules and they must be obeyed.”