Always featured in Private Eye, but not something I cover every week. However, this editions are particularly funny.
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Anne Robinson: Which William discovered that blood circulates round the body?
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Anne Robinson: In film, the western starring John Wayne, James Stewart and Lee Marvin is called The Man Who Shot Liberty…..who?
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Anne Robinson: In the English monarchy, what was the name of the Royal House that succeeded the Tudors?
Contestant: Buckingham Palace
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Billy Butler: What was Hitler’s first name?
Contestant: Heil
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VARIOUS LINKS
- The Chief Whip
- Martin Rosenbaum - BBC Freedom of Information Site
- South Tyneside Alliance - Putting People First
- Your Right To Know - Freedom of Information Act
- JohnathanHemlock - Political Humour
- Dolphin Hotel
- Boris Johnson - Never A Dull Moment
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- Shields Gazette
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- The Times On Line
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- Tax Payers Alliance
- Ahmed Khan ~ Independent Candidate Beacon and Bents Ward
- Rise Like Lions ~ Our Old Site, But Still Worth A Visit
- Spin Watch
- Family Guy - Funnier Than The Simpsons
- Monitor Your MP
- Private Eye - Still The Best
- Jokes - Go On Have A Laugh!
- Labour Watch
- The Death List - Very Funny Site
- The Spine - Great Political Satire
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